terabyte
12-27-2008, 12:07 AM
So, I spent all day X-mas getting reacquainted with Final Fantasy IX, a game I never really appreciated as much as I think it deserves. Anyway, when I saw the disc 1 finale when Kuja entered the story, I realized that there's something very peculiar about his figure:

he has MAD birthin' hips!


That man has a waist-to-hip ratio that women would kill for! I know Square panders primarily to a Japanese fetishistic audience and therefore tends towards effeminate male characters, but holy-jeebus! Look at those hips! He looks like he could push triplets through his pelvis!

Just a thought.

Jarosik
01-14-2009, 04:13 PM
Very androgenous looking isn't he. You'd be forgiven for thinking it was a female.

Neg
01-14-2009, 05:35 PM
Kuja's a d00d?

Red Arremer
01-14-2009, 06:02 PM
Kuja's a d00d?

Yes he is.

But he was intended to be very androgynous.

Regarding the hips... Well, I have wide hips, too. Not that feminine, but still ^^"

Jarosik
01-14-2009, 06:20 PM
...androgynous.

Has a 'y'? My bad for using an 'e'!

I have a peculiar fetish for hips on chicks. I would probably dig Kuja's too as judging by the picture he doesn't have a penis so could get away with thinking it was definately a girl.

Darthnicolas
01-14-2009, 07:53 PM
Kuja's a d00d?

at first I thought HE was female too.

impudent urinal
01-14-2009, 11:22 PM
I'd hit it.

Zulu
01-15-2009, 12:00 AM
I wonder what his voice would sound like? I'd imagine somewhat similar to Seymour in FFX. O:

Purrr
01-15-2009, 01:38 AM
O Square Enix hear our prayers for a more masculine antagonist~

Neg
01-15-2009, 01:39 AM
Wakka Wakka is a manly man.

Red Arremer
01-15-2009, 07:55 PM
Sephiroth wasn't manly, either.

discodan
01-15-2009, 09:50 PM
this is kuja from behind....


TeknoBlade
01-15-2009, 10:47 PM
Answer: Kuja was a bit stout around the mid-section as a young clone, and as such, his hips grew to support the weight. You can tell he works out a lot by his flowing blond hair and back freckles.

FF1WithAllThieves
01-15-2009, 10:48 PM
O Square Enix hear our prayers for a more masculine antagonist~

I'd settle for "not irritating" given the recent trends. Tidus and Vaan made me root for the bad guys.

Jarosik
01-17-2009, 08:26 AM
A bit effeminate weren't they.

Auron was a proper bloke though! And Barrett and Cid in FF7 too.

VanillaTsukuyomi
01-17-2009, 02:29 PM
I could do that if I dyed my hair white.

ReAsOnS UnKnOwN
01-18-2009, 08:53 AM
this is kuja from behind....




The face is a bit weird.

Arcanine
01-18-2009, 12:27 PM
Why? Tell me Why you said her face is wyerd[FFIX card; FFXI Tetra Master; usually 3^1>4|2<] because I am surrounded by girls with faces like that on the street right now..

TeknoBlade
01-21-2009, 03:03 AM
Why? Tell me Why you said her face is wyerd[FFIX card; FFXI Tetra Master; usually 3^1>4|2<] because I am surrounded by girls with faces like that on the street right now..

...what the fuck?

Jarosik
01-23-2009, 07:42 PM
...what the fuck?

Smile politely and keep on walking.

Marshall Lee
01-23-2009, 11:20 PM
Why? Tell me Why you said her face is wyerd[FFIX card; FFXI Tetra Master; usually 3^1>4|2<] because I am surrounded by girls with faces like that on the street right now..

O.o are they having a blue light special in the red light district?

jewess crabcake
01-23-2009, 11:35 PM
Why? Tell me Why you said her face is wyerd[FFIX card; FFXI Tetra Master; usually 3^1>4|2<] because I am surrounded by girls with faces like that on the street right now..

This makes sense to you :notgood:.

discodan
01-24-2009, 12:19 AM
thats Alexis Texas if anyone was wondering.....

Arcanine
02-07-2009, 01:30 AM
This makes sense to you :notgood:.

what..its true..there's messed up trampy girls running around and they look just like whatever I was referring to...a previous post it looks like..then I was just branching off into some IX revelling by describing it's card number layout..like 2M04 or 0P11..that's it's strength..i actually messed up trying to put numbers and arrows together, that's tetra master..IX's cards just have that strength formula and then arrows to direct it.

what i meant by asking why she said it was weird because it's discouraging to my current living situation..:P.

jewess crabcake
02-07-2009, 01:43 AM
No you misunderstand, I mean you think that sentence makes sense. While it... doesn't.

Sarah
02-08-2009, 07:04 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bish%C5%8Dnen

np

Arcanine
02-09-2009, 12:26 AM
No you misunderstand, I mean you think that sentence makes sense. While it... doesn't.


well then you don't make sense leaving a fellow shriner/(humbling_synonym_for_novice/follower) to the gallows and gutters of life to degenerate into a speech impeded fool.

Earnest
03-30-2009, 11:25 AM
Has a 'y'? My bad for using an 'e'!

I have a peculiar fetish for hips on chicks. I would probably dig Kuja's too as judging by the picture he doesn't have a penis so could get away with thinking it was definately a girl.

Me too.

I like it. It makes him very unique. For players who didn't really enjoy him as a character however, its an easy target.

sekushinonyanko
04-24-2009, 07:20 PM
The hips make him even more hilarious than his poetic musings on villainy. all I can think about when I look at that picture is that guy has some serious humps and I guess you just have to take his word for it that he's not a chick.

EColeman24
01-08-2010, 04:16 AM
Very late to the party but I was among those who need to be forgiven for thinking Kuja was a female when I first saw him. When I figured it out I was still like O.o....no way!

Seru_Kai
01-08-2010, 04:18 AM
Please....stop.....the pain.....

tsukiyochan
01-08-2010, 09:10 AM
I'm not actually sure how I knew he was a guy considering how feminine he is...
Maybe I was psychic back then.

CC
01-08-2010, 09:32 AM
My first impression of Kuja was that he was female. There's nothing about him to suggest that he isn't. I can't tell you how many times in animes/Final Fantasies I've been blown away by the fact that I'm seeing a character who looks female, only to find out that it's a guy. For instance in the DS remake of FFIII, I thought for certain Luneth was female. I mean come on; that's a guy?! Japanese character designs have a way of being quite deceptive like that.

Also, 'tsukiyochan', welcome to FFShrine.

Darth Revan
01-08-2010, 11:03 AM
Kuja is as anatomically correct as a Ken doll.

Argus Zephyrus
01-09-2010, 10:00 AM
Necromancy F T L

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