12-27-2009, 04:36 PM
What if, In real life, you could have a single functioning materia that would actually grant you powers? What would it be? It could be a completely made up one such as "babe magnet" to give you help attracting the ladies or one featured in the game such as "master summon" so you could summon all the beasts in real life!!!

So, tell me, If you could have any materia in real life, what would it be?
P.S Anyone who actually picks "babe magnet" needs to replace that with "nicer human being "

For me, it would the pink/independent materia "confidence" heh heh..........I have deep lying confidence issues I'm not gonna go into here!

12-27-2009, 05:54 PM
Interesting idea. I'd have to say:

Included in the game: Final Attack + Revive! (I know, it's a combination)
Created out of game: The Money Materia (it's easy to understand the concept yea? [even if it is a weak idea])

Argus Zephyrus
12-27-2009, 10:06 PM
Included in the game: Master Summon, Master Magic, or completed Enemy Skill, in that order of preference
Created out of game: Money Materia, Chameleon Materia (not too hard to understand or imagine, right?), Captain Falcon Summon Materia (lol)

12-27-2009, 11:35 PM
The stealing materia. You'd rob everyone, and no one would know.
In real life this is called pick pocket, but with the materia it would me much more effective.

execrable gumwrapper
12-28-2009, 01:33 AM
Porn star dick materia.


You know you want it.

12-28-2009, 02:47 AM
If you had the money materia, you could buy the porn star dick.

execrable gumwrapper
12-28-2009, 02:53 AM
Implants are so unreliable.

12-28-2009, 02:58 AM
But money isn't. If you have enough money, it won't matter how big your dick is, anyway.

execrable gumwrapper
12-28-2009, 03:08 AM
Depends on what you're using your money for. Plus, the novelty of having a porn star dick just by lodging a stone in my wristband/armor/weapon (or if we're going by AC standards... in my arm...), would be entertaining.

12-28-2009, 12:16 PM
Ranch materia

01-29-2010, 03:01 PM

In the game: Final attack-revive (live forever YAYS), Knights o the round (The damage levels! they're over NINETY THOUSAAAND!) and w-item.

Uniquely-created: Summon: Ultimate lawyer (sounds funny, huh? just THINK of the things you could get away with with a lawyer that NEVER lost a case? Trillions of dollars, whatever laws ya wanted, Galbadia Hotel being the #1 most popular site ever...hell, you'd be king of the world...just don't lose the materia :D) Also, instant fitness materia (I'm a bit fat, and that's probably the ONE easy-way-out diet that would really work :D)

But, that's just my opinion.

Oh also, an infinite MP bar would be pretty nice. Or I could just buy 2 elixirs and use the w-item trick to spam them up to 99 over and over and over...

02-01-2010, 03:19 AM
hm, either fire materia or bahamut materia...

Argus Zephyrus
02-01-2010, 08:40 AM
Ranch materia
Sounds perfect for salads and pizza :3

02-02-2010, 03:19 PM
All your base are belong to us materia...

02-06-2010, 06:01 PM
Probably the Comet materia. Then if, like, someone was being a bitch to me, I could just 'splode a ho. :3

Edmond Dantes
02-06-2010, 07:06 PM
the billionaire materia.

Darth Revan
02-07-2010, 01:02 PM
Ingame Materia: A mastered Enemy Skill Materia. Being able to cast an assortment of spells with just one materia equipped would be great.

Created out of game: Immortality. Overrated maybe, but being able to live throughout the ages and see new things happen.

02-07-2010, 01:04 PM
Created out of game: Immortality. Overrated maybe, but being able to live throughout the ages and see new things happen.

I'm usually not a big fan of immortality, it's just going to get boring eventually. But since this is materia it can easily be removed ;)

execrable gumwrapper
02-07-2010, 03:55 PM
Note: immortality means you don't age, so you still gotta look both ways before crossing a street. ;)

02-08-2010, 12:40 AM
I'd have the Gil-Plus materia, except in real life the effect would be that i get double what I already earn, or that my cash would duplicate itself somehow....

02-14-2010, 04:43 AM
I would prob go with Final Attack-Revive with Weather Materia...as in I can summon natural disasters at will :)...some places deserve it...but also I could stop them from happening too...there is a good side of me too :)

Edmond Dantes
02-14-2010, 02:59 PM
You've Got AIDS Materia.

02-16-2010, 12:45 AM
You ARE AIDS materia.

Edmond Dantes
02-16-2010, 01:39 AM
lol IDX, that's a good one bro.

10-02-2013, 11:07 PM
Enemy Away materia, so I can live my life without mean people around.

10-15-2013, 11:53 PM