Bahamut ZERO
05-20-2003, 04:06 PM
Same score as in VII, VIII and IX. Feel free to add your own captions to any pictures you can find. Again, I just ask that pictures are kept small. Watching a large image load could be painful for 56K users. And mark spoilers where necessary.

Here we go:


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Tidus: Uh... Guys, the toilet's blocked again...

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Tidus (off screen): ... A woman of many talents, summoner, mage and now toilet cleaner.

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Ifrit tried one of Bahamut's curries. The results weren't pretty.
Seymour (off screen): My hair's on fire!!!

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Kimahri: You took Kimahri's Kit Kat. Kimahri not happy.

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Yuna's face said it all after Wakka asked if he could take Bahamut for a fly-by over Bevelle.

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Yuna wondered if now were the best time to admit she was marrying Seymour for his money.

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Yuna: ...
Tidus: ... What?
Yuna: You do know one leg on your trousers is shorter than the other?
Tidus: Aww man, I've looked like a fool ALL this time?

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Bahamut's curry breath always bought Yuna out into a fit of sneezing.

I'll try and find other pictures, but that's it...

05-20-2003, 05:21 PM
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Yuna: "Help! He�s gonna poke out my eyes with that blue thingy on his forehead!!"

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Tidus was pissed. Not only did Auron always get to say the cooler lines, he also got the shinier light effects during the battles.

Hey, someone please have a look at this one () , and find a good caption for it. I just can�t think of one, but the pc itself is funny... I so wonder what he is thinking...

Bahamut ZERO
05-20-2003, 05:35 PM
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Yuna: Ewww. You just farted.
Tidus: Heh. Bahamut's curries strike once again!


Tidus was envious. He wished he had a really small mobile phone like Yuna's.

... I think that's the best I can do. Good captions though Anna. :)

05-20-2003, 08:41 PM

Yuna: "...and to think I always thought it was "TEE-dus!" HA. HA. HA. HA. HAaaaa!"

Tidus: "HA. HA. HA. HA...hoo boy." *Ooook. Just keep smiling and nodding....slowly...turn...head...and where is she...ah! Hellooooooo Rikku!* *wink*

05-20-2003, 10:13 PM
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And at the end of the game Tidus had finally achieved his life long dream: He�d become a blitzball.

And here, go play:
A cute kitten wants to play... ()
... Tidus wants to pick a fight with a door... ()
... and our favourite hero is doing funny stuff with his face again... ()

Give me your captions, please.

05-20-2003, 10:55 PM

Kimahri's reaction as he finally realizes that HE is in fact FFX's equivalent to that one main character in every RPG that no one really cares about (A-Train syndrome, for BZ).

Tidus: "Going up and down the hall! Wonder what's behind that wall! Doors that lead to anywhere! Got to A B C what's there! Got to A B C Decide! Where's the door I haven't tried?! A B C D East to west! Goin' on an ALLLPHAAAQUEEEEESSSSSTT!!"[/obscure Sesame Street reference] *cough*

Tidus: "You know, Yuna, for such a big guy, Sin really ain't so 'big'. Know what I mean?" *giggle gigle*

Setsuna Yuna
05-21-2003, 12:08 AM

Tidus: Oh yeah, I'm SO smooth with the ladies. I mean, look at her! She can't stop laughing!

Yuna: I just can't stop laughing! I don't know how to tell him that his fly is open...

05-22-2003, 01:36 PM
*wipes the tears from her face*

Oh my...those were great! Here goes...

Tidus: "AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! My eyes!"

Tidus: "Now now, nice kitty, I sweare I never even layed eyes on Yuna!"

Lulu: "Oh damn! Would ya look at the size of this stain! I just brought this from the cleaners!"

Tidus: "Last one there fancies Seymour!"

There's plenty more where that came from.

05-23-2003, 03:09 AM

Yuna: I got me one of these Codecs that Snake and Raiden were raving about. Its fantastic!

Tidus: Yeah great! *under breath* Bloody MGS crew, just coz they have normal trousers they think they're so damn great *mumble mumble*

Kimhari: YEAH i'm the star of this game! screw you all!
Some developing guy: cut, cut CUT!
Kimhari: I'll be in my trailer if anyone wants me

yet again, Yuna had one whiskey too many and yet again, Kimhari had to help her home
Kimhari: This does NOT come under my Guardian contract!

Seymour: well, this is my summer wear. I modelled it around the Queen Alien (from Aliens fame, naaaturally) and something of my own, tee hee hee! *curtsies, skips and twirls*

Bahamut ZERO
05-31-2003, 05:41 PM

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Yuna: Tank! I need an exit...

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Tidus' reaction upon Kimahri trying to eat the Blitzball.

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Yuna Cute kitty want a cookie?
Kimahri ...

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Seymour: Prepare you all, to perish!!!
Tidus Seymour!!! We've got the ultimate weapon to counter you!!!
Seymour: Ha ha ha ha ha!!! And that is???

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Tidus: THIS!!!!
Seymour: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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David Bellamy: And here we are, watching the Ronso in its native environment. Note how the feline is able to stand on only two paws, and can creep through the undergrowth, stalking its prey.
Cameraman: Dave, I think it's spotted us.
David Bellamy: Oh sh......

09-16-2003, 01:59 AM

WHAT!?! Blitzball's been concalled due to a foriegn object in the water....DAM YOU SEYMOUR AND YOUR INFERNAL HAIR GEL!!! "


10-09-2003, 06:29 PM

Tidus: hahaha, where did that joint go?

Yuna: hehehehe, we alredy smoked it stupid! .... lets go put some relish on oreos!